LeCheapo!  a place for cheap asses to come and multiply

*  Cheeaap Asses heaven
*  Of the Cheapos, For the Cheapos By the Cheapos
*  Get a lot, but never pay a lot
*  Cheapos rule here
*  Cheapos pretend to be a BIG spender here... NOT! (They never do)

Do you really listen to this crapDude? It's just a place for all you cheapos to play Cheap and not be judged.

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 LeCheapo is for you, the cheap ass to get discounts on services okay. It's ready to save you money, shut it. We are doing our best to save you $$, so you better join...

Le Cheapo servicess include Handyman & Construction servicess, Auto Services, Boat Services, Entertainment tickets disscounts, Drink and food Specials, Discounted House & room Rentals and more

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LeCheapo
Handyman Service & Specials

Stop waste professionals time when you are not ready to pay what they want. if you can't pay their rates.. What do you think we are here for? .... yeah, to save your face and ass. Just fill out a service call with all the details of what you want done and we will try to find a despearate guy can bite. Go ahead, its a red button below.

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LeCheapo Auto Services & Specials

Is that your car where everything makes a noise except the car horn? If so, Bravo Master Cheapo, we salute you.
But come on. Duct tape should never be used as a toilet paper or to hold your car together.
Unless you push your car daily to save gas, tell us why and perhaps we can find some one to help save your ass. OK, stop mumbling to your screen please! When we say tell us, it means click My Auto Service Request button below and type the damn issue. 

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House & Room Rental

Aha, so you want the best room in the best neighborhood and expect to  pay what? Nope, it's not happening. If you want cheap, go to Alaska and stay with polar bears. They don't pay rent and they are as cheap as you. No, don't want to do that? Fine. Click the button below and see what Le Cheapo can do for you. After all, our mission is to rescue your sorry ass after all.

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Food & Drink Specials

We know you have a taste of a Champagne at the beer budget. No quarums there. We will try to find something that is better than your daily raman nodeles, but please wear something nice when you show up in the restaurant... please, please make sure wear something clean for all other Cheapos sake. We are proud of you, just want you to blend in as much as possible... thats all. Thank you for thinking of others and not just yourself this first time. No click check secials below. 

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Boat and PWC Rentals & Service

Ha ha.... Your boat doesn't even run. Why do you think your neighbors put that outside for the curb for a garbage pick up?

BOAT MECHANIC: YOU are what you are we do judge, we the cheap asses hang together. Lets find your tight wat some cheap mechanic who may have extra time to save your ass.

BOAT RENTALS: Okay, all those who didn't find any boat in the garbage, can rent them from those who did... cheap ofcourse.  Click below and find your poisson.

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Entertainment Specials

Bored, broke and want to do something? What? Licking your dog is not entertaining dude. It is just disgusting.  Checkout what is going on in your area tonight and find your cheap entertainment plans.  We Cheapos look after each other. It is our duty to tell the tribe what We find, so we multiply. LeCheapo power will do it's very best as always.

Go click special discounts in your area. If nothing is found, then sorry no one can help you anymore.

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